Week 1, Day 2 #fatmanruns

"Sweet Jehoshaphat, my legs are sore. Why do people do this? Everyone's all 'it'll get better' - pfft. OW. I think my ankle hurts. Yes, yes it must; better go back to bed. I can pretend this nightmare never happened. I wonder if I still have ice cream in the freezer..."

To be clear: this was before I left the house.